8.01.2009

Time to move on, time to get going...

...what lies ahead i have no way of knowing--Ton Petty

We're almost completely moved out, and into an apartment with little chance for a garden save a few potted plants here and there. Apartment living, but our cats will be safe from crazy landlords who also tripled our rent! Goodbye farmhouse, I'll miss you, but not too much. 

What's next? 

7.17.2009

Soociopaths,

My landlords (girlfriend's aunt and uncle) tried to kill my kitten today. Literally kill. I came home from work to head rustling and muted howling coming from behind the garage. I went back there to find my kitten, Willow, stuck in a supposedly humane and lethal body trap. She's howling in agony and fear and I'm struggling to get her out. Those traps are meant to be stepped on to release the spring, but I would have certainly killed the poor cat had I done that, since half the trap was around her neck and the other half was around her ribcage; there was blood coming out of her mouth. I thought she was a goner. So I'm screaming my bloody head off for my girlfriend to come and help me, and she comes running out to wiggle the kitten out of the barely open trap. I'm crying in pain, fear and frustration all the while the landlords are down at the back part of the property looking up at us. They called to see what the commotion was all about and Mary told them that "one of the cats got stuck in their fucking trap".
We took the kitten to the emergency vet to get her checked out. She showed every sign of being ok, just shaken up. The blood was from her biting her tongue. 
I tore the rest of the traps the landlord had set to catch the groundhog living under the garage. Four traps at the entrance of separate burrows. 
She (landlord, ironically named "Kitty") called later to ask how the cat was and I unloaded on her. I didn't yell, I didn't swear. I just informed her of her extremely irresponsible and borderline sociopathic behavior. What if her grandchildren had been playing around the traps? What if her son's dog had sniffed one of the borrows? She knows we care for the cats (she asked us to get barn cats to keep the mice in check, we tried to make them house pets, she told us no) and yet still chose to put LETHAL spring traps around their hunting grounds. She said "Don't call me sociopathic. We'll talk about this tomorrow" I don't like waiting; I like to get things over and done with immediately. I'll probably have to find another place to live pretty soon.
Am I wrong here? What can I do? 

7.05.2009

4th of July, revisited

Yesterday was quite a day, both in the sense of exciting and lengthy. Many boyfriend duties to perform; visiting the girlfriend's family for a 4th of July/birthday celebration, etc. I got to see some of my friends, but since my main objective isn't seeing how much I can drink, I generally only stay for a bit and watch the jackassery. For instance, last night--and I really should have had a photo of this--when the early twenties kids had roman candle wars. This of course, is in direct conflict with the lesson from last year when someone got a localized 3rd degree burn on their chest from an expertly-aimed firework. Alas, these people also vote. 



But I am most excited about the other 4th of July tradition: pulling up th
e garlic that you've planted 9 months earlier. It's like waiting for a baby that you have to dry in the garage for two weeks then braid. 

There are two varieties in that patch, a hardneck and a softneck. I don't remember which varieties of either. 


Here is the whole harvest, drying on a screen next to the tiller. I use a lot of garlic, and should have grown more. Lots more. I am eastern European in ancestry, and there's a built in goodness meter for most meals. They (including breakfast) should include garlic, onions, cabbage and sour cream. Since I don't eat a lot of dairy anymore, I need to double up on the other ingredients. Garlic is magical for your soul, your vascular system and your overall sense of well-being. A couple weeks of drying, then hopefully a passable braid or two. 


6.04.2009

While my late breakfast settles...

...I figured I had a minute or two to sit and write. I love days like today, and this is the first one all season. Let me explain. Starting in April, I regularly conduct bat surveys in our park district. Usually they end around 1 AM, and I don't get to bed until 2. Then, invariably, the next day there's something to be done that needs early attention--wetlands delineation, bird surveys, staff meetings, etc. Not only that, but the day of the bat survey I usually end up working the morning and throughout the day, so I have a 32 hour shift punctuated by 4-5 hours of restless sleep (when I get back from a bat night I am usually too pumped to sleep properly; it's way cool still to catch bats) However, NOT TODAY! I didn't work this morning, instead played in the garden, went grocery shopping and made scones for tonight's survey, and I don't have to work at the ass-crack of dawn tomorrow. Not that I mind either of those schedules, but it's so nice to have a break from it every once in a while to make the whole sleeping thing that much sweeter. 



A hoary bat (Lasiurus cinereus). The biggest we have around here, with a wingspan that's somewhere around 15"--also makes a hissing sound when threatened, like the whole time you're holding one. I love the beautiful markings and the short, full ears. 





A big brown bat (Eptesicus fuscus) hanging from my thumb. These are one of the most widespread bats in N. America. 



In non bat-related press, I hilled up my potatoes today, probably a little late, but then I planted them a little late--so what the hell. I used my new rogue hoe, which is wonderful. The only complaint I have is that I'm tall (around 6' 2") and the angle of the head is made to be held by a person much shorter than I am. It sort of skims along unless I stoop way down. Other than that it is sharp and tough and cuts weeds in rocky soil without nicking the blade. Quality hoe. Now to plant a few rows of beans between the potato hills and watch them grow. Beans and potatoes are meant to be planted near one another; it's said that they keep pests off of one another. Having never tried it, I'm interested to see if it works. Last year's potato crop suffered horribly from the potato beetle. 

Anyway, having digested my breakfast somewhat, it's off to play around some more. 

6.02.2009

Arbitrary prologues.

First off, this isn't One Man's Quest to do anything, nor is it My Spiritual Journey towards the higher plane of blahblahblah. This is a more easily kept track-of journal. With pictures. And stories, and most likely quite a bit of rambling and screw-ups. 
I need some way of recording my garden and "homestead" (there has to be a hierarchy of these things, and I suspect I'm somewhere between rental house and true homestead) doings. In this day and age of ease of electronic publishing, you can pretty much say what you want anywhere, anytime--so...now I get to say this. 
There are no discernible beginnings or endings in this way of life, but the rearing of late spring chicks has to be a good breakpoint. I got 16 more (Plymouth Barred Rocks, Americaunas, and a Golden buff rooster) Even on a June night I have a fire going in our ancient farmhouse because it's dipping down to around 50 tonight, so of course I have the chicks closed in a room with a radiator, much to the cats' dismay. Week-old and younger chicks need temps of 85 to 95 degrees, dropping 5 degrees a week until their feathers...feather out. I've been watching them and occasionally handling them. I've heard stories of hens that crawl into laps and demand attention. I've never had the pleasure of such a bird, although this is only my second year of the chicken.
By the by, I was raised in a former agricultural area that is had started becoming yuppiefied long before I knew what that was, but long after my parents bought the place. Two acres, a pond down the street and a huge plant nursery next door to play around in. No chickens, but my mother was very adamant about gardening, freshly cooked dinner out of real ingredients, TV was there but I rarely watched it...TV was an event for multiple family members; not a babysitter. I can grow veggies; chickens are still a novelty, although less so when they scratch up a freshly sown bed of lettuce. Now, after bouncing through various OH cities and tiny, cramped apartments, my girlfriend and I rent a ancient, crumbling farmhouse from her aunt and uncle. We have access to roughly 60 acres of woods and pasture, which borders on a major national park. I'd like to say, without the hint of a smile, that my life isn't as flashy as I'm used to, but that it's humbly rewarding. Truth is, that I still get stressed out, place too much pressure on removing any and all toxins/chemicals/poisons from my environment (and get triply bummed when I  a--realize they're everywhere b--crave several dozen cookies and realize that's highly hypocritical, and  c--find it very expensive). I still have a job, and while it would be wonderful to drop out and live off the grid, I enjoy being a park biologist and playing with bats, dragonflies, owls and such, doing a little research and preserving land that would otherwise be developed. See-I foretold of the ramblings. Anyway, we try to make it down home, much to the landlord's chagrin. Welcome to Dogpatch, OH. 
I got a late start on the garden this year due to an illness. It's in now, and as I recover, I add more and more, trying to break myself of the habit of rows and squares. Leagues better than last year, with old telephone poles for bed separation and a homemade PVC and chickenwire trellis. It will soon be covered in birdhouse gourds and various bean plants. 





My fava beans had aphids all over them, and the only thing I could remember was garlic. So I chopped a head of garlic, put it in a quart of vegetable oil (lacking mineral oil at the moment) and set it in the sun for half the day to cook. Then I mixed it with a sprayerfull of warm water and dishsoap. I sprayed it on one of the smaller plants as a tester. Why does size correspond to plant health in our minds? Maybe that plant could have produced the heaviest crop. Anyway, no harm done after a day and I sprayed the rest of the plants. The aphids were 95% wiped out, without chemicals. Not bad for a wannabe farmer, eh?